Sometimes people have babies. It’s always nice to buy them things. Bad Elizabeth and I went shopping for our friend’s soon to be born baby last night. Am I insane, or is Magic Beans the most terrifying store on the planet? There was stuff everywhere: diaper genies, stuffed giraffes, something called an Ugly Doll , approximately 900 plastic horses, plus two screaming children on Razor scooters. Do I need to…
