I think the gentleman going into the building ahead of me this morning mistook Rihanna’s lyrics for, “You can stand outside in the rain while I try to close my broken umbrella. Ella.” I said it yesterday, and I’ll say it again, You can’t win ’em all. So while my (functioning) umbrella drip dries, let’s talk about umbrellas. Some umbrellas are magic and can take you from one London rooftop…
