Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? A: Their age. Muhaha. In 1621, the Pilgrims sat down to dine with their Native American comrades at the First Thanksgiving. They wore strange hats and brought all kinds of European diseases. Tomorrow, my family will sit down to dine at the 388th Thanksgiving. We’re old enough that we’ve stopped making paper pilgrim hats, and hopefully…
