Long Island

  • Today: The last minute gift that’s sure to bedazzle.

    [tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] The wild success of reality shows like The Jersey Shore may as well signal the coming of the end.  I could be wrong, but I am pretty sure The Situation is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.  Or maybe I’m thinking of Famine.  Whatevs. If you’re looking for a truly special last minute gift for the pint-sized lady in your life, and you have access…

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  • Today: Bag lady.

    Whoops!  Apparently I forgot to click ‘publish’ before hitting the road.  Imagine you’re reading this yesterday.  Time travel! I’ve got to hit the road again in a few minutes, but I will be back to my regularly scheduled nonsense on Wednesday.  I hope you’re all…

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