You know when it’s 10:04 PM on New Year’s Eve and you’re in bed Googling “New Year’s resolutions”…? The thing is, I can’t really remember ever keeping a resolution past February (mostly, I am drinking a Diet Coke as I type this… sorry, 2012. And 2014. And 2015.). And those I do remember making were ones I didn’t feel terribly about breaking (hence the lack of motivation for…