[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false]Today is a good day. Most of them are. Today especially, though… because I now have not one, but two “Marcel the Shell with shoes on” videos to watch on an endless loop. If you have no idea what I am talking about, don’t feel badly. Three weeks ago, I would have had no idea either. Then my friend Meg enlightened me, sharing quite possibly the greatest YouTube…
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Today: A laugh attack precipitated by a squirrel attack.
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false]I had one too many Diet Cokes (yes, I am back on the wagon) last night and was having trouble falling asleep, so I spent a little time scrolling through my Twitter feed. Adam at Universal Hub is always a great source for…
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Today: SBF* seeks BFFL**.
Not normal. Also On Tap for Today: There’s still time to enter the fabulous Stages of Beauty giveaway! Meeting my future lawyer of America sister to give her a Valentine 🙂 Obsessing over these Pantone chip cookies If you were seeking a BFFL, what would…
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Today: Laugh it up, Universe.
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] I’m fairly certain that when the Universe needs a good laugh, they’ve got me on speed dial. On their video phone. Someone out there has got to be chuckling this week. [Photo source] Case in point: On Tuesday afternoon, I rushed to…
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Today: Laugh it off.
According to scientists a random website claiming to quote a Vanderbilt study, one can burn as many as 50 calories a day by laughing. Fifty calories! That’s half a 100 calorie pack of Cheez-Its! Good heavens. If you laughed off 50 calories a day, you…
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Today: Take a Layered Approach.
I like to misuse corporate jargon whenever possible. I try to integrate phrases or buzz words like circle back, best practices, taking a 10,000 ft. view, and my most favorite, subvert the dominant paradigm, when least proper or sensible. If I were playing Buzzword Bingo…
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Today: Back away from the Flowbee.
*Please excuse the overabundance of Christmas references. I am in full on elf mode and can’t help myself. No matter what you believe and celebrate, I am wishing you and yours a very happy and healthy season! You might be scrambling for thoughtful, although last…
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Today: Get a life coach.
Moronic things I’ve done this week: I spilled half a smoothie in the hallway, far enough down the hallway that the stain cannot clearly be attributed to me, but moronic nonetheless. And yes, I did my best to scrub the skim milk out of the…
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Today: Restore order (at a store)
If I wasn’t in love with our condo (and if I hadn’t vowed to never move again… until we move again), then I would seriously consider taking up permanent residence at the Container Store. From their punny shopping bags (Contain yourself! …get it?) to their…