[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] Clark’s a bit like a shark smelling blood when it comes to new dog toys. If he senses the slightest weakness in form or construction, he goes in for the kill. His attacks are merciless, swift and proceeded with little– if any– warning.…
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Today: Book ’em, Elizabeth-o.
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] If you’re like me, you live in constant danger of books falling on your head. I have amassed quite the collection of books about art written in French, books about Portuguese written mostly in pictures, books about mystery, books about cooking and…
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Today: Hi, October.
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] Wha chu doin’ here so soon? And why have I written September 30th on three different checks today? If the old adage is true, and time really does fly when you’re having fun, it’ll soon be November. And shortly thereafter, Santa Claus…
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Today: Mailing this one in.
Don’t you love mail that doesn’t need to be mailed back with a personal check enclosed? I’ve had a few goodies arrive recently, not the least of which was a notice alerting me to the fact that the Census would be arriving soon. Um, why…
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Today: Borrow a book.
Is there such thing as too many books? Yes, possibly. Case in point: our shelves have a tendency to overflow and books occasionally come raining from the heavens. Or, more accurately, from the top shelf. And sometimes, when I fear approaching the shelf and jeopardizing…
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Today: 2010.
Welp… we’re well into the fourth day of 2010, and I’ve yet to see a single flying spaceship car. Maybe tomorrow? I’ve spent practically the entire year hopped up on Dayquil, sniffling and sneezing and on occasion, whining. Apparently I’m ringing in the New Year…
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Today: Match the socks.
Why do socks tend to lose their other halves faster than Paris Hilton? They go into the laundry hamper together, but rarely do they make it through the spin cycle. Personally, I’m not crazy about wearing socks. Even in the winter, I’d prefer to go…
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Today: Clark is in a basket.
And I’m just a basket case. Yesterday something really cute happened while I was in the shower. Captured your attention? Not so fast, creeps. Clark was being rambunctious, but since I am gainfully employed and need to keep up a certain level of hygiene, I…
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Today: Count my blessings.
Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? A: Their age. Muhaha. In 1621, the Pilgrims sat down to dine with their Native American comrades at the First Thanksgiving. They wore strange hats and brought all kinds of European…