bird poop

  • Today: Oh, crap.

    I was walking from my office to a meeting early this morning, about to pass through our garage, when suddenly a passing bird pooped directly on my forehead. The parking attendant on duty caught the tail (feathered) end of the situation, seeing me holding my head and looking panicked, and misjudged the situation, thinking I was about to faint. Maybe I did temporarily faint (so quickly that I didn’t have…

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