[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] This is my pet. These are my pet peeves. Bad grammar (bad Grandmas are pretty annoying, too) Distracted driving Auto direct messages on Twitter Serial tardiness Recognizable fonts used by restaurants and businesses (Papyrus is the woorrrrst) And the ultimate: food/mouth…
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Today: Meet Andi. And ANDI.
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] My sister’s name is Andrea. When she had just hatched, I started called her Andi-Babes. Most normal people just call her Andi. If you spell her name with a –y or an –ie you will regret it. If you live… to…
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Today: This isn’t Jeopardy!
It’s my living room. This is me taking the online test to be a contestant on Jeopardy! a few weeks ago, with a head cold and skeleton-like hands. I figured if I put my hood up, none of my brain power could escape, and I’d…
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Today: Go, shorty. It’s my birthday.
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] A twelve year old boy called me a shorty while I was visiting his middle school a few weeks ago (he was promptly reprimanded and apologized for being disrespectful. I love teachers.). I’m 5’4″, but I don’t think he was referring to…
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Today: Let’s get physical.
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] The downside to kicking the year off (BAM!) by running a marathon is that, well, what else is there left to do? I mean, clearly there is a lot left to do (not the least of which is laundry), but I’ve spend…
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Today: And the Oscar doesn’t go to..
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] ..any of these movies, because they’re old. Some older than others. But they’re my favorites, nevertheless. I’ve watched, and re-watched, and re-re-watched each so many times, I could perform a one-woman show on Broadway (in Southie, not the actual Broadway) featuring various…
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Today: You’re invited to a pity party.
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] Please bring the pita chips. Remember when my face nearly fell off from the sheer excitement of attending The Martha Stewart Show, with my dog and my boyfriend? Well, I had to scrape that very same freckled face off the floor last…
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Today: When life hands you roots, brew some root beers!
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] Once I tripped over a giant tree root on my way into the butt ugly high school I attended (I’m sorry, but really… that building is heinous to the point of distraction. And I maintain that is why I performed so poorly in…
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Today: The Mmmbop! Mobile.
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] Welp, we were on our way to Whole Foods (River Street, holla!) when this little nugget of a sedan Mmpbopped its way into our lane. I chose not to beep or bird them because I assumed a thirteen year old from the late…