According to a Meyers-Briggs personality assessment from late 2002, I am an introvert. And while I’m no hermit, there are some things I like doing alone. And then there are those things I would much prefer to do in the company of a partner-in-crime. Attending…
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Today: Break a leg
Once I had a soccer related emergency and went to the hospital. End of post? In your dreams. The people on either side of me in the ER had, respectively, a broken nose and several missing fingers. The second resulted from a man falling out…
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Today: Hit the road
This weekend, 2/3 of my family made a short road trip for my cousin’s baptism. My parents, my younger brother and I enjoyed a nice 4 hour car ride (round trip, let’s be honest) to semi-scenic CT. My sister and older brother were otherwise occupied,…
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Today: Have a happy Monday
Mondays get a bad rap. In college, we invented Monday Night Club to kick off the week with a little fun and festivity. In college, I didn’t have adult responsibilities that precluded me from being over-served on a weeknight. In hindsight, those late nights with…
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Today: Prepare to be famous
Once a homeless man told me I was so beautiful, I could be on the cover of Us Weekly. Not Vogue, mind you, but Us Weekly. I guess that could be a springboard to something… less trashy. I had just bought the man a bagel,…
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Today: Protest indoor scooting
Sometimes people have babies. It’s always nice to buy them things. Bad Elizabeth and I went shopping for our friend’s soon to be born baby last night. Am I insane, or is Magic Beans the most terrifying store on the planet? There was stuff everywhere:…
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Today: Catch Up and Ketchup
Being busy is a good thing, as it often indicates that you’re still alive and employed and maybe even a little bit important. The downside is that sometimes you have trouble squeezing everything in. When this happens, I tend to prioritize based on the following…
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Today: Marthacise!
Marthacise isn’t a real word, but Jazzercise is. The two don’t have much in common beyond the –cise suffix and a high level of pep. And thong leotards. After a crash landing on Planet Real Estate, we are on track to not being homeless. While…
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Today: Tend to my automobile.
My sister and I used to get a real kick out of seeing cars with fast blinkers. Now that I have fallen victim to the curse myself, I laugh no more (Andrea, on the other hand, is undoubtedly laughing at my misfortune). It would appear…