Moronic things I’ve done this week: I spilled half a smoothie in the hallway, far enough down the hallway that the stain cannot clearly be attributed to me, but moronic nonetheless. And yes, I did my best to scrub the skim milk out of the…
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Today: Be thankful.
I’m aware it’s not Thanksgiving… yet. If I had it my way, though, we’d skip right over it and celebrate Christmas. I don’t always have it my way (this is not Burger King), so for those of you who love a good drumstick, rest easy.…
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Today: Don’t be tardy for the Democratic party
Among the fifty gagillion reasons I’m happy we moved, is the fact that I can now vote in city elections. Nick voted in Boston elections whilst living in Brighton, but on the side of Beacon St., I was not so lucky. Sure, we had better…
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Today: Tell a tasteless Halloween joke
I apologize for the poor quality of today’s images. Ever the dingbat, I left my camera cord… well, who knows where? I am not a huge fan of Halloween, but I do love The Nightmare Before Christmas and candy, so it can’t be all bad.…
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Today: Mark it on Martha’s Calendar
You probably know how much I adore Ms. Stewart. Everything she does is just so good. My favorite page in Martha Stewart Living has always been Martha’s Calendar. On any given Thursday, while I’m watching YouTube videos babies dancing to Beyonce, Martha might be pruning…
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Today: Join me, by joining Project Feed Me
Hi. It’s me. So, today’s post was going to be all about our new French Bulldog. I know, I know. I quite literally just posted about wanting a dog, and not knowing how to take care of one. But before you go all PETA on…
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Today: Help with the harvest
I spent Friday morning unplugged and getting my hands dirty in the garden. In the middle of the city. Though it wasn’t intentional, I wore the perfect shoes for celebrating Obama’s reception of the Nobel Peace Prize. Since these moccasins worked so well during my…
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Today: Thank you. Yes. You.
Hi, humans. My weird little blog was featured on the WordPress homepage Friday, much to my surprise and pleasure (and possibly, to the Universe’s dismay). When Al Gore “invented the internet,” I’m sure he intended it to be used for more important purposes than my…
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Today: Do something trivial
I’m not sure if you’ve ever been to trivia at a bar, but if you have, you can probably just go ahead and skip this post. Come back in few days when I’ve thought of something else (equally, if not more, mundane) to write about.…