It’s my living room. This is me taking the online test to be a contestant on Jeopardy! a few weeks ago, with a head cold and skeleton-like hands. I figured if I put my hood up, none of my brain power could escape, and I’d…
Humans
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Today: Go, shorty. It’s my birthday.
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] A twelve year old boy called me a shorty while I was visiting his middle school a few weeks ago (he was promptly reprimanded and apologized for being disrespectful. I love teachers.). I’m 5’4″, but I don’t think he was referring to…
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Today: And the Oscar doesn’t go to..
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] ..any of these movies, because they’re old. Some older than others. But they’re my favorites, nevertheless. I’ve watched, and re-watched, and re-re-watched each so many times, I could perform a one-woman show on Broadway (in Southie, not the actual Broadway) featuring various…
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Today: You’re invited to a pity party.
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] Please bring the pita chips. Remember when my face nearly fell off from the sheer excitement of attending The Martha Stewart Show, with my dog and my boyfriend? Well, I had to scrape that very same freckled face off the floor last…
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Today: When life hands you roots, brew some root beers!
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] Once I tripped over a giant tree root on my way into the butt ugly high school I attended (I’m sorry, but really… that building is heinous to the point of distraction. And I maintain that is why I performed so poorly in…
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Today: The Mmmbop! Mobile.
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] Welp, we were on our way to Whole Foods (River Street, holla!) when this little nugget of a sedan Mmpbopped its way into our lane. I chose not to beep or bird them because I assumed a thirteen year old from the late…
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Today: Like a fine wine.
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] There is still time to enter the Stages of Beauty giveaway, ladies …and gentlemen who might want to win a fabulous line of skincare products for a lady in their life. I will accept entries until 7PM Boston-time (I don’t fully grasp…
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Today: Why? Because I love you.
Happy St. Valentine’s Day from me to you. With a ribbon on it. And a paper rose. And some glitter. And a heart-shaped doilie. And two of these little ginger snaps. When I was sixteen, I spent Valentine’s Day in Rome as a nerdy American…
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Today: Laugh it up, Universe.
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] I’m fairly certain that when the Universe needs a good laugh, they’ve got me on speed dial. On their video phone. Someone out there has got to be chuckling this week. [Photo source] Case in point: On Tuesday afternoon, I rushed to…