Humans

  • Today: Late to my own funeral.

    [tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false]You know the expression late to your own funeral?  It was invented for people like me, having weeks like this. The expression driving at your own funeral  (if that were an actual expression, please play along) seems to have been invented for my…

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  • Today: Treats and snoozin.

    [tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false]Today is a good day.  Most of them are.  Today especially, though… because I now have not one, but two “Marcel the Shell with shoes on” videos to watch on an endless loop.  If you have no idea what I am talking about,…

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  • Today: T. Rex vs. triceratops.

    [tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false]Spoiler alert: the triceratops wins. Happy Halloween, from the world’s most ridiculous halloweenie. Also On Tap for Today: Fun fact: Illinois produces the most pumpkins in the U.S. In the mood for a scary movie? Setting out treats for the little goblins in…

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  • Today: The tire factory? Again?

    [tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false]When I was little, I had a recurring nightmare about a tire factory.  If you’re, like, a psychologist, please feel free to have a field day with this one.  It seemed like I had this dream nearly every time I was sick, which…

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  • Today: The latest buzz.

    I made an incredible discovery on Wednesday night:  Espresso.  As usual, I’m a bit late to the game.  I have been awake for nearly 72 hours straight (just kidding… I took a three hour nap early this morning before heading to work).  I have done…

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  • Today: The coolest day to be born.

    [tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false]October 7th is when all the cool people are born: Archbishop Desmond Tutu Yo-Yo Ma Niels Bohr Toni Braxton James Brown John Mellencamp (he dropped the “Cougar,” right?) Simon Cowell Vladimir Putin… if he counts as cool Joy Behar And these two wild…

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