Here it is. The post you’ve all been you might have been waiting for. What I’ve learned this past week from life with our little monster: Looking cute while picking up what your dog… put down… is not easy. Sometimes, when you’re trying to sleep,…
Animals
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Today: Trade a pitcher for a puppy
It’s no secret I want a puppy. Badly. It’s even less of a secret that I have no idea what having a puppy entails. What do you feed them? Where do you take them? How do they communicate their needs and desires to us non-dogs? …
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Today: Clean up my act
I was taking out our recyclables yesterday morning and found myself in a standoff with a giant squirrel (he/she was terrifying) who seemed to be eating… oh dear Lord, the kitchen trash we threw out the night before. Fortunately for me and Al Gore and…
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Today: Make World Peace
In an effort to, well, make world peace will I commit to do and not do the following*: Things I will do: Recycle and when I am at my parents’ house, Compost (let’s be serious, a bucket of rotting food in an apartment does not…