[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] If you’re like me, you live in constant danger of books falling on your head. I have amassed quite the collection of books about art written in French, books about Portuguese written mostly in pictures, books about mystery, books about cooking and…
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Today: Ma’am, your epidermis is showing.
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] The older I get, the more refined my sense of humor becomes. Clearly. Fortunately, I moisturize on the regular, so I have the dewy complexion of a eleven year old, which is right on par with my emotional maturity. Speaking of eleven year…
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Today: A November to remember.
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] Perhaps I was a Lexus commercial in a previous life. Anyway, holy crap. It’s November 2nd. This month promises to be full of great adventures and much excitement. Or at the very least, a high school reunion. Along with a potentially record breaking…
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Today: Does dressing up my dog make me a Halloweenie?
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] Don’t answer that. Yet. Halloween basically freaks me out. I like ghost stories, candy, and well-behaved costumed children, but each in moderation. And not all at the same time. I could do without dressing up, and used to think people who dressed up…
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Today: It’s nudie magazine day!
Billy: What day is it? Norm: October? Billy: It’s nudie magazine day! [tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] While it’s not nudie magazine day, it is regular magazine day and since my emotional maturity rivals that of a 13 year old boy, I couldn’t resist the Billy Madison reference.…
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Today: What a ham.
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] From turkeys to hams (and if you scroll down, a video of a mini pig courtesy of Nick)… For those of you keeping score, I am still a vegetarian. There’s really no meat to this post, just a photo booth gem I…
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Today: From pennies to turkeys.
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] When I was younger (like, 6-12 months younger), I had a habit of giving change and small bills to people who asked for it, as I walked or drove by. For the most part, these were people I saw every day, on…
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Today: The only thing to fear, is the dentist’s drill.
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] (…And fear itself. But let’s be honest, the drill’s scarier.) You’ll probably lose respect for me, assuming you had any in the first place, if I tell you how long I’ve put off going to the dentist. I consider myself to be…
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Today: Happy Clarkiversary.
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] A long time ago, in a land far, far away (okay, fine– it was Brookline and the year was 2009), a little six-month-old tiger brindle sat by the front door alongside assorted other French bulldogs, at the home of a reputable dentist…