Hairs are strange. They rarely do what you want them to do, when you want them to do it. I want my hair to go to a meeting. It wants to go to a rave. I want my hair to be sleek and smooth. It…
Author: elizabethev
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Today: Protest indoor scooting
Sometimes people have babies. It’s always nice to buy them things. Bad Elizabeth and I went shopping for our friend’s soon to be born baby last night. Am I insane, or is Magic Beans the most terrifying store on the planet? There was stuff everywhere:…
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Today: Catch Up and Ketchup
Being busy is a good thing, as it often indicates that you’re still alive and employed and maybe even a little bit important. The downside is that sometimes you have trouble squeezing everything in. When this happens, I tend to prioritize based on the following…
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Today: Marthacise!
Marthacise isn’t a real word, but Jazzercise is. The two don’t have much in common beyond the –cise suffix and a high level of pep. And thong leotards. After a crash landing on Planet Real Estate, we are on track to not being homeless. While…
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Today: Tend to my automobile.
My sister and I used to get a real kick out of seeing cars with fast blinkers. Now that I have fallen victim to the curse myself, I laugh no more (Andrea, on the other hand, is undoubtedly laughing at my misfortune). It would appear…
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Today: Pack in some excitement!
Our moving plans are sort of in limbo, but I know it’ll get worked out eventually. In the meantime, I will continue to waste away the hours by cutting beers out of paper and personifying them with word bubbles. And then, I will pack up…
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Today: Get ship-faced.
UPDATE: Visiting the Tall Ships at Charlestown’s Navy Yard was a great deal of fun. Added some photos from the excursion. Enjoy! I do love a pun. This is embarrassing, but once I watched the E! True Hollywood Story about rappers’ wives (or was it…
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Today: Clean up my act
I was taking out our recyclables yesterday morning and found myself in a standoff with a giant squirrel (he/she was terrifying) who seemed to be eating… oh dear Lord, the kitchen trash we threw out the night before. Fortunately for me and Al Gore and…
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Today: Make World Peace
In an effort to, well, make world peace will I commit to do and not do the following*: Things I will do: Recycle and when I am at my parents’ house, Compost (let’s be serious, a bucket of rotting food in an apartment does not…