Today: You want garden tools?

I’ll give you garden tools.

Google Analytics is always good for a laugh or two.  It seems, beyond the standard (ontapfortoday, on tap for today, www.ontapfortoday.com*, OTFT, on tap today, etc.), the search terms that seem to drive the most traffic to this pathetic blog are (in a particular order):

  1. garden tools
  2. gardening tools
  3. gardentools
  4. roses
  5. paper sun flowers
  6. old garden tools

Amazing… and unfortunate for anyone actually hoping to read about garden tools.  Even more amazing, still, are these straight out of left field search terms:

  1. dingbat font color party flower
  2. britney spears old body
  3. sweaty chicken
  4. my buddha broke (Oof… one of my Buddhas really did break.)

And especially unfortunate:

5. red a book on tap .com

Do you think someone was trying to “read” a book on tape?  Yikes.  Poor fellow.  Hopefully he or she found their misguided visit to On Tap for Today more enjoyable than eating a sweaty chicken next to Britney Spears’ old body.

*I absolutely love when people search for actual website addresses.

Also On Tap for Today:

  • Teach another high school class
  • Kristine and Christie are in town this weekend!
  • Try to stay awake after a 14 hour workday yesterday…

How on earth did you end up here?  Did I bribe you?  Should I bribe you?

Comments (2)

  • pandabox33

    March 12, 2010 at 7:34 pm

    These are mine at the moment :
    comment savoir si c’est le bon gars pour –I have a few posts about finding the right guy
    ecole de branigan — huh ?
    que dire pour etre l homme ideal pour du
    pandabox33 — that’s good, it’s me
    grimimi — that’s someone I commented on their blog
    vouloir plaire à tout prix
    +”don de sang” +”mal de tête” — huh ?
    les ex c’est comme — part of a post’s title

    How can people find what they’re looking for with such badly written words ? And why are people coming to your blog when they search for garden tools ?!

  • purplume

    March 13, 2010 at 2:51 am

    I’m not sure how I got to your blog. I liked it and I could subscribe by e-mail, so here I am.
    Searches on things Japanese bring people to my blog. It’s funny to me cause when I’m out of sorts and don’t want to write form that place, I write about something Japanese. It makes me very happy.
    Does writing about garden tools make you happy?
    Your comment button seems familiar. Di I get to you from
    http://cmramble.blogspot.com/
    She reviews a lot of blogs?

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