Today: Go, shorty. It’s my birthday.
[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] A twelve year old boy called me a shorty while I was visiting his middle school a few weeks ago (he was promptly reprimanded and apologized for being disrespectful. I love teachers.). I’m 5’4″, but I don’t think he was referring to my height (or lack thereof). It’s good to know as the years pass, I can still turn heads. But sort of creepy to think those heads are turning in a school zone. Let’s put an end to this line of thought.
We can sing 50 cent jams instead.
Go, shorty. It’s your birthday. We’re gonna party like it’s any other Tuesday for employed people. Go. Go. Go. Go to work on your birfday. You don’t want to get fired on your birfday. And you know we don’t give a f… it’s not your birthday.
Wait, but it really is my birthday, Curtis James Jackson III. Important question: Who was cuter as a child?
Me?
Or Fitty?
After completing most some of my While 28 List, I’m excited to start a whole new list for my 29th year. Maybe I should add “rap battle” to the list. Or, “get a personality transplant.” I’ll keep you posted. Probably.
Also On Tap for Today:
- Dinner with Nick (not telling you where, don’t want to get kidnapped… or share my appetizer)
- This is (sort of) why I am the way I am
- What? You desperately want to send me a pressie?!
What do you suggest I add to my While 29 List? And seriously, who was cuter, me or .50?
Comments (17)
P Evans
March 1, 2011 at 9:06 am
Happy Birthday Liz….seriously, Fitty was cute, but you….cuter!!
Annelise
March 1, 2011 at 9:08 am
Happy Birthday! You were definitely the cuter one. His fake smile is awful.
Enjoy your day of free stuff!
Aunt Linda
March 1, 2011 at 9:54 am
I don’t know – he is pretty darn cute. But you have those great freckles. You win. Have a great birthday, Sweetie!
Emily @ A Cambridge Story
March 1, 2011 at 10:33 am
Ha, fitty looks a little constipated so I vote for you. Also, your hair and freckles are adorable. Happy bday!
Jessica @ Dairy Free Betty
March 1, 2011 at 12:44 pm
You were WAY cuter! 😉
Happy Birthday girl… I hope your day is aweosme and you don’t get kidnapped 😉
Michelle
March 1, 2011 at 1:55 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! (again). And you’re definitely cuter, he looks too scared!
Um, can I be in that rap battle with you? I do a mean Lose Yourself.
Megan
March 1, 2011 at 2:10 pm
Happy Birthday ! I actually played that song yesterday for my son’s birthday, but I said, “LA LA LA, stop listening!” After, “We gonna drink bacardi like it’s your birthday.” Have a great year!
Jeff
March 1, 2011 at 2:52 pm
Happy birthday, Elizabeth! You were cuter, mos def. Go on with the rap battle, but no personality transplant – you rock the one you’ve got. I hope 29’s your best yet!
Bridget
March 1, 2011 at 3:35 pm
Happy Birthday lady!!!!! Hope its a great one 🙂 Love the pictures hahahah!
Kristine
March 1, 2011 at 3:47 pm
I vote Fitty. Much cuter. HA… JUST KIDDING! Love you, birthday girl.
Terry Elisabeth
March 1, 2011 at 4:02 pm
Hm. You are way cuter than Fitty. Yeah ? Right response ? 🙂
Happy birthday Elizabeth!!
sandy
March 1, 2011 at 6:40 pm
YOU are cuter (and probably nicer, too)
Happy B-day!
Sandy
Mandy
March 1, 2011 at 6:51 pm
Happy Happy Birthday to you! I turned 29 in December, and ya, I just went to work and did nothing-boo! Birthday’s get incredibly more dull the older you get, which kinda sucks! But I hope you have a great night eating out!!
(Love the toliet:)
Stephanie
March 1, 2011 at 7:49 pm
Happy Birthday! I’d say you’re cuter, mostly because 50cent looks like he’s cringing, as if he sees his future and the fact that he gets shot 9 times 🙁 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent#2000.E2.80.9301:_Shooting)
Hope you have an awesome birthday dinner with Nick (at the mystery location)! Let us know later where you went…and if we should try it out, too.
logginnbloggin
March 1, 2011 at 11:01 pm
Happppppy Birthday!!! I hope it’s a good one 🙂
Jaime
March 2, 2011 at 2:17 am
Awwww yeeeeah. Everyone needs a crystal encrusted camode!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELIZABETH!
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