Today: A reptile dysfunction.

[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] There’s absolutely no point to this post.  Truth be told, I took a picture of this lizard thing at Disney’s Animal Kingdom just so I could use that title.  I was going to save it for a special occasion, but I couldn’t help myself.

Lady, you should be ashaaamed.

According to this new zodiac sign nonsense, I am actually an Aquarius, not a Pisces.  And Aquarius people are perverse (but they love rainbows?).  I am just embracing my new sign, people.

Also On Tap for Today:

What’s your most awesome joke?  The more immature, the better…

Comments (5)

  • Mandy

    January 14, 2011 at 4:20 pm

    A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper says, “What? You have a drink named Larry?”

    By the way, I love doing Just Dance 2! Alone…..

  • Morgan

    January 14, 2011 at 5:04 pm

    HAHA. I have always loved being an Aquarius, but somehow now, all of the sudden I am a Capricorn. So stupid. Aquarius For-eva!!

  • One Is The Magic Number

    January 14, 2011 at 11:23 pm

    Michael Jackson Experience on Wii? UM, YES. I’m so into it.

    Michael Jackson gets me so AMPED when I’m working out. And not just solo MJ- I’m a big J5 fan as well. You should see me when “I Want You Back” or “Dirty Diana” comes up on my ipod- i will sing and make an ass out of myself in front of a gym full of people. I have no shame when it comes to the King of Pop.

  • purplume

    January 17, 2011 at 3:28 pm

    A rope walked into a bar and ordered a beer.
    Bartender says, we don’t serve ropes.
    Rope goes outside, twists himself around and ruffles his hair.
    Rope returns to the bar and orders a beer. Bartender says We don’t serve ropes, aren’t you a rope?
    Rope replies — Frayed knot.

    I am a former Pisces now Aquarius too, or whatever.

  • purplume

    January 17, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    PS I’m letting go of my e-mail blog subscription. I’ll still be following in my Google reader. XD

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