Today: What the helmet?!

I sent a special delivery to the Bruins this week.  A secret weapon, if you will.  If you watched last night’s game, you know as well as I do that the secret weapon did not reach the B’s in time.  As time wound down in the third period, friends and family members wondered where I was.  And I wondered why I will still inside a hockey bag in the back of a Fed Ex truck.  I specifically  checked off priority overnight, not standard overnight.

It's gettin' hot in herre.
Signed, sealed, delivered. I'm a dingbat.

The grizzly hat: an accessory for all seasons.
Do these shoulder pads make me look... never mind.
I'm an animal. And/or something smells.
If you like it, then you shoulda pinned a flower on it. Sorry that I'm not sorry for disgracing the uniform.

Aaaaand, the grand finale:  Imagine our carpeted hallway is actually the Garden.  Rene Rancourt and his awkward confetti vest have just left the ice.  With the fury of a thousand suns, I come flying out of the locker room ready to rumble.  Or, whatever.

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I have a newfound respect for hockey players.  Putting that stuff on is not easy.  Fortunately, I had Nick’s help.  I understand from him, however, that teammates usually do not help one anther in and out of their gear.  And yes, I did remove the pink flower before returning the jersey to its rightful owner.

Also On Tap for Today:

  • It’s opening weekend at the SOWA Open Market
  • I’m thrilled to read this article about Mr. Audy and the outpouring of community support
  • Nick’s brother graduates today (again) 🙂

Who would you mail yourself to, if that was a. possible and b. acceptable and c. legal?

Comments (4)

  • Terry Elisabeth

    May 15, 2010 at 9:32 pm

    Ahahaaaah !!

    Now that I have laughed silly, I will answer your question. I would mail myself to Joshua Jackson. And he better keep me. Or else.

  • Katie @ Katie’s Healthy Discovery

    May 16, 2010 at 11:54 am

    You look adorable all dressed up 🙂

  • Jessica @ Dairy Free Betty

    June 2, 2010 at 10:26 am

    Hahahah.. you’re awesome!!

    PS. I promise I’m still using your guest post!!! This weekend for shizzle 😉

    1. Elizabeth

      June 2, 2010 at 11:54 am

      Hahaha. Glad you like the antics. Aaand glad you’re home!! 🙂

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