Yeeellloh, this is Clark. What’s that you say, ma’am? You got a what? A squirrel problem? Oh, I see. Uh huh. Two of ’em? In yer kitchen? Whatchu been leaving crumbs everywhere? Uh huh. Okay. I’ll be right over. What’s that now? My prices are very competitive. And I will head butt your camera for free.
I figure it could always be worse. Like two summers ago, when it rained for 9,000 days straight. Or last summer, when our A/C went bust in the office, and the temperature indoors peaked at 101 degrees. Yep, it could always be worse.