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Today: Pest control.

Yeeellloh, this is Clark.  What’s that you say, ma’am?  You got a what? A squirrel problem?  Oh, I see. Uh huh.  Two of ’em?  In yer kitchen?  Whatchu been leaving crumbs everywhere?  Uh huh.  Okay.  I’ll be right over.  What’s that now?  My prices are very competitive.  And I will head butt your camera for free.

Also On Tap for Today:

  • For folks outside the city, the Perseid meteor shower should be in full view tonight
  • Date night: Cirque du Soleil’s Ovo 🙂
  • Zach Braff has a mini-Clark named Scooter

Do you have any pests you need Clark to pester?

Today: Be cool.

Clark has a message for everyone out there surfing this heat wave:  Just be cool.

And that’s why they call it… the doggie paddle.  If you can’t don a sweet red life vest and swim around in the shallow end, here are a few more ideas for keeping cool:

And a very important message from the Boston Public Heath Commission:

I figure it could always be worse.  Like two summers ago, when it rained for 9,000 days straight.  Or last summer, when our A/C went bust in the office, and the temperature indoors peaked at 101 degrees.  Yep, it could always be worse.

Also On Tap for Today:

How do you keep cool?  What’s your favorite type of weather? Favorite weather person?