Alternate title: I crack myself up.
The five minute, vegetarian turkey
While I love giving thanks, I don’t love the whole turkey thing. Mashed potatoes? That’s another story.
I found the perfect vegetarian turkey this year, one that doesn’t require any oven space and only takes five minutes to prepare. And if you’re anything like me, four of those five minutes will be spent laughing your tail feathers off.
- Open the can.
- Inflate the bird.
- Serve at room temperature. Or, like… whatever.
If my hilarious, hilarious prank goes according to plan, by the time you read this, I will have served an inflatable turkey to my family. Details to follow.
Also On Tap for Today:
- Thanksgiving Day WOD with Nick at CrossFit Southie
- A $20 donation to the Greater Boston Food Bank provides 5 Thanksgiving meals
- Counting my blessings… big time
Pranksters, please share your best recipe for hilarity.