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Today: The five minute, vegetarian turkey.

Alternate title: I crack myself up.

The five minute, vegetarian turkey

While I love giving thanks, I don’t love the whole turkey thing.  Mashed potatoes?  That’s another story.

I found the perfect vegetarian turkey this year, one that doesn’t  require any oven space and only takes five minutes to prepare.  And if you’re anything like me, four of those five minutes will be spent laughing your tail feathers off.


  1. Open the can.
  2. Inflate the bird.
  3. Serve at room temperature.  Or, like… whatever.

If my hilarious, hilarious prank goes according to plan, by the time you read this, I will have served an inflatable turkey to my family.  Details to follow.

Also On Tap for Today:

Pranksters, please share your best recipe for hilarity.

Today: The ol’ Saran wrap over the toilet trick.

[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false]I have been wanting to try this prank for years.  Years, my friends.  I figured it best to wait until I had a firm life partnership commitment in place, though, just in case things went awry.

Let me tell you, it was well worth the wait.  Fortunately Nick found this to be (almost) as funny as I did.  Happy April Fool’s Day.

Also On Tap for Today:

  • Bracing myself for revenge
  • Thinking about dyeing eggs
  • Sunday night yoga

What’s are your best April Fool’s Day antics?