This event was designed for someone so much cooler than me; it’s a miracle they let me in the front door. Truly. The store opens to the public today, but we were given the chance to check out the Rack’s goods a few days early, while tweeting up a storm (#rackopening). All the while, a DJ played some pretty awesome music, drinks and appetizers made the rounds, and a security team guarded the door. We each received a gift card, which I put toward a great pair of jeans (Joe’s Jeans are perfect for shorties like me, no hemming needed). I imagine this what shopping with Britney Spears (before she shaved her head and used her umbrella to poke holes in a car door) was like. I’ll take shopping with Tina and Bridget over that hot mess any day of the week (yes, especially Tuesdays).
I first discovered the danger magic of Nordstrom Rack a few years ago, when Nick was in Portland, Oregon for business (that sounds so mysterious). I flew out to visit him for the weekend, arriving in the middle of the work day. What’s the first thing you should do in a strange city? Take a tourist map and venture out into unknown neighborhoods! Flash your cash and jewelry! Act nervous and distracted! Duck into the first doorway that isn’t blocked by a man wielding some sort of sword!
That first doorway happened to lead to Portland’s Nordstrom Rack. I felt like I died and gone to fashion heaven. If I wasn’t traveling with a strict carry-on only policy, I would have done some major damage. (For the record, Portland isn’t that scary. Me on no sleep navigating a new city, however, is very scary. And yes, there really was a sword.) If you’re looking to score designer jeans, fun watches and costume jewelry, a special occasion dress or killer handbag, I highly recommend a Tuesday, Wednesday, Sunday… really any day trip to the Rack.
You may have to supply your own Champagne, music and security detail though. Can’t win ‘em all.
Also On Tap for Today:
- Clark hates the rain, and insists on being carried everywhere
- Halley has me craving apple pie in a jar
- Our living room will be done tonight!
Do you prefer shopping solo or with friends?
































