April 2, 2012
by Elizabeth
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[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false]I am a boundaries person. I think I always have been. If I could walk around life with a hula hoop about my body, keeping people out of my personal space bubble without being hauled off to some … Continue reading
October 25, 2010
by Elizabeth
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[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] From turkeys to hams (and if you scroll down, a video of a mini pig courtesy of Nick)… For those of you keeping score, I am still a vegetarian. There’s really no meat to this post, just … Continue reading
July 27, 2010
by Elizabeth
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[Photo source] Before you get too involved in this post, I need to warn you that I am about to reveal just how much of a dope I am. And you may never want to hear from me again. So … Continue reading
July 8, 2010
by Elizabeth
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…And you’d be justified. Here are a few Ludacris ideas I’ve dreamed up as of late: Getting a second dog Not some day when we have a big yard, or when I move to Alaska to become a competitive musher … Continue reading
June 21, 2010
by Elizabeth
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Before I get in over my proverbial head, I should probably ask that– if you are any sort of law enforcement agent, PETA member, park ranger, or run-of-the-mill concerned citizen– kindly stop reading now. If you insist on continuing, I … Continue reading
May 15, 2010
by Elizabeth
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I sent a special delivery to the Bruins this week. A secret weapon, if you will. If you watched last night’s game, you know as well as I do that the secret weapon did not reach the B’s in time. … Continue reading
April 17, 2010
by Elizabeth
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When I was younger I wanted to be a detective. In middle school, a friend and I ran an imaginary detective agency. Our breakout case involved the (imaginary) kidnapping of Joey McIntyre. Yes, the New Kid. We had notebooks, laminated … Continue reading
April 9, 2010
by Elizabeth
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I was walking from my office to a meeting early this morning, about to pass through our garage, when suddenly a passing bird pooped directly on my forehead. The parking attendant on duty caught the tail (feathered) end of the … Continue reading
January 10, 2010
by Elizabeth
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I like to misuse corporate jargon whenever possible. I try to integrate phrases or buzz words like circle back, best practices, taking a 10,000 ft. view, and my most favorite, subvert the dominant paradigm, when least proper or sensible. If … Continue reading
January 6, 2010
by Elizabeth
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My New Year’s cold has now taken up residence in my chest as a hacking New Year’s cough. I sound like Walter Matthau. While picking up Tylenol PM for my older brother yesterday (I can’t tell you why, because I … Continue reading
