Today: Let the countdown begin.

In a mere thirty days, I will be thirty.  It’s been nine years since my last milestone birthday, and man, what a difference those years make.  I spent my twenty-first birthday in Montreal, drinking buckets of Labatt Blue and speaking French (specifically, C’est mon anniversaire. Je vais vomir.) with the lovely people of the Quebec province.

The twenties have spanned quite the spectrum for me.  I have lived in two college dorms, my parents’ home (where quarters were not required for laundry and my roommates, better known as Mom and Dad, were totally cool), an apartment in Coolidge Corner, and our condo in South Boston.  I’ve worked at two organizations (despite hearing at my high school graduation that our generation would switch jobs five hundred times during our first ten years out of college), been promoted three times, and had precisely one feral cat die under my car during the span of a workday.

While in my twenties, I’ve been single, single, single, not single, and engaged.  I met a couple of non-ones during my twenties, before meeting the one weeks before turning 25.  Somehow I tricked Nick into falling in love with me, finding me a French bulldog, and agreeing to spend the rest of his life with me.  As a twenty-something, I’ve seen my older brother graduate from law school and my younger sister and brother graduate from college and enter law school and graduate school, respectively.  During my twenties, the four of us landed in Boston.  We are but a bridge away from one another.  I’ve watched in awe as all of my siblings turned into real live adults, following the example our parents set so well for us.

The twenties had its ups and its downs.  All of the worry about finding a job, and then finding the right job, and then finding a job that paid more than $13,000 (you’ve got to start somewhere… and, um, that’s where I started), finding roommates that wouldn’t kill me in my sleep, finding a non-hideous outfit for my 10 year reunion, finding my better half, and finding myself?  It was all worth it.  It was worth it because I get to enter the next decade of my life more confident, more accomplished, and more interesting than I was ten years ago.  I get to spend my thirties with a stronger body, a stronger brain, and a more full heart.

Let the countdown begin.

Also On Tap for Today:

What was the best part of your twenties?  Or thirties?  Or whatever-ies?

Today: Woo-hoo! Clark’s two!

 Our little furson is growing up.  This wrinkly little guy is two today!

While we’re at work, bringing home the bacon flavored dog treats, he’s off to celebrate at The Pawsitive Dog with his pals, so we packed some goodies to share.  Because we are weirdos.  (You were thinking it, I know).

It would seem even the Gap is celebrating Clark’s birthday.  Who knew we had such a trendy dog?

Nick and I took the little dude out for a stroll on Sunday.  Clark wanted to address all of his subjects, lest anyone forget today is his birthday.

Hear ye, hear ye. We’ve had so much fun in the year and a half since we brought Clark home.  From apple picking to exploring Maine, to our morning walks, Clark makes life a bit sillier, snugglier, smellier and happier. :)

Also On Tap for Today:

Do you celebrate the birthdays of non-humans?

Today: Go, shorty. It’s my birthday.

A twelve year old boy called me a shorty while I was visiting his middle school a few weeks ago (he was promptly reprimanded and apologized for being disrespectful.  I love teachers.).  I’m 5’4″, but I don’t think he was referring to my height (or lack thereof).  It’s good to know as the years pass, I can still turn heads.  But sort of creepy to think those heads are turning in a school zone.  Let’s put an end to this line of thought.

We can sing 50 cent jams instead.

Go, shorty.  It’s your birthday.  We’re gonna party like it’s any other Tuesday for employed people. Go. Go. Go. Go to work on your birfday.  You don’t want to get fired on your birfday.  And you know we don’t give a f… it’s not your birthday.

Wait, but it really is my birthday, Curtis James Jackson III.  Important question: Who was cuter as a child?

Me?

Welp, this is why I got braces!

Or Fitty?

Cheeeeeez.

[Photo source]

After completing most some of my While 28 List, I’m excited to start a whole new list for my 29th year. Maybe I should add “rap battle” to the list.  Or, “get a personality transplant.”  I’ll keep you posted.  Probably.

Also On Tap for Today:

What do you suggest I add to my While 29 List?  And seriously, who was cuter, me or .50?

Today: This little piggy went to market.

Heirloom tomatoes, locally grown cucumbers and fresh cut field flowers make me smile.  I’ve got to get back to the kitchen… I smell something burning.

Also On Tap for Today:

  • Happy 22nd birthday, Christopher!  You’re the best not-so-little brother in the Universe. :)
  • World Cup final: It all comes down to this
  • Baking and cooking up a storm this weekend

What are you favorite market finds?

Today: Birthday boys.

This post will be short and sweet (but not nearly as sweet as the two pounds of frosting I used for last night’s cake… whoops.)  Today marks the 30th birthday of a very important person, and the 1st birthday of a very important non-person.

April 11th babies

I can’t believe Jimmy is 30!  It seems like just yesterday 24 years ago, we were out back catching salamanders.  Or he was, and I was following him around.  He is, without question, the best older brother a girl could wish for.  He is kind, compassionate, funny (sometimes even on purpose), well-read, well-traveled, an excellent cook and (this is not an overstatement) a complete genius.  During my freshman year at BC (his junior year), we took a class together.  Naturally, he got an A.  I got… slightly below an A.  His brain works in a way I will never really understand… same goes for his arm while dancing.  Forget The Jersey Shore, Jimmy invented fist pumping.  In fact, that could be his tag line.

Jimmy E.: Beating the beat up since 1980.

And, if we believe the slightly sketchy papers we received from the breeder, Clark is one year old today!  I think that means he’s seven, but I don’t really understand dog years (or dogs, for that matter).  I tried to wake him up so we could celebrate, but just rolled back over.  And then ninja kicked me with a hind leg.  Perhaps he’s actually thirteen?

Woof. I'm a dog.

I’m off to bake some peanut butter and oatmeal dog treats.  For Clark, not Jimmy.

Also On Tap for Today:

  • BOSTON COLLEGE HOCKEY is #1 AGAIN! Our Eagles are National Champions.
  • Recover my camera
  • Clear out my closet– does anyone know of a clothing donation site in Southie?
  • Do Sunday things

Are you an April baby?  Who do you most look up to (shorties like me look up to just about everyone, whether we want to or not)?

Today: 38 while 28.

This week I turned 28.  I tried to join the AARP and take advantage of their sweet discounts, but um… I’m not technically of retirement age yet, so I guess I’ll have to wait another year or two or thirty-seven.

Twenty-eight seems to be one of those in between years.  Not much special about it.

I’ve been old enough to (legally) drink fruity cocktails for seven years now.  I think we (you, me, and the Dean that sent a letter home to my parents sophomore year) all know I got a little “practice” in before turning 21.

I’ve been driving for twelve, which is sort of a miracle, considering I hit the curb while backing up and exceeded the speed limit by an average of 10 mph… during my road test.

I’ve been voting for ten years, though I’ve only successfully voted in one Presidential election.  My ballot must have been misplaced in a shrub (or a bush?) in 2000 and 2008.

There aren’t any country songs about being 28 (that I know of), and I’ve yet to find a “Happy 28th Birthday” card in the store.  I wasn’t going to send myself a card, I was browsing for research purposes.

27 was also, technically, an insignificant year, but looking back there were quite a few milestones worth celebrating:

  • We bought our condo
  • Clark hatched from a puppy egg, or however that works
  • I completed a bunch of races, including a 10K and a 12K
  • I started this weird little blog, was chosen to be a Shine Beauty Guru, and began pursuing other creative outlets
  • I did not go to jail (not even to visit)

I suppose it is possible to make an insignificant number such as 27 or 28 significant, no thanks to the greeting card industry.  It just takes a little planning, some luck, and some old fashion elbow grease*.  I sat down and made myself a list.  It’s not a bucket list, because I am going to live forever (obviously), and it’s not a to-do list, because none of the items are obligatory.  It’s just a list.  That’s all.

Here is my 82 38 while 28:

  1. Cook one new recipe each week
  2. Get a new primary care physician
  3. Have a full checkup
  4. Run a half marathon
  5. Run a sub-30 5k (not a big deal for most of you people, but I’m a bit of a slow poke)
  6. Write a letter to a famous person
  7. Write a letter to a former teacher or mentor
  8. Go skydiving… again (and avoid losing a contact lens this time)
  9. Run a race in different state
  10. Learn a Micheal Jackson dance (other than Thriller, been there, rocked that)
  11. Take a tennis lesson (for the first time in 10 years)
  12. Buy a digital SLR
  13. Take a photography lesson
  14. Participate in a wine tasting
  15. Go camping
  16. Take Clark for a walk in the woods
  17. Win a game of (real, not Wii) bowling
  18. Make 3 new friends
  19. Visit each of the six New England states
  20. Go to a lighthouse
  21. Eat 5 new fruits or vegetables
  22. Visit 4 new museums
  23. Read 20 (or more, obvi) books
  24. Bake a loaf of bread from scratch
  25. Grow my own windowsill herbs
  26. Maintain a happy and healthy weight
  27. Take a class (or more, once again, obvi) at the yoga studio next door
  28. Blog my food for a full week
  29. Write one actual letter (emails and enraged letters of complaint do not count) per month
  30. Empty my inbox (archiving to folders counts, I think)
  31. Clean out my closet and donate what I don’t (or should no longer) wear
  32. Go to a water park
  33. Climb to the top of a mountain (again… but without the altitude sickness)
  34. Visit 5 new (to me) restaurants in the neighborhood
  35. Enter a photography contest
  36. Watch a game at Fenway from the Green Monster
  37. *Vow to never, ever say “elbow grease” again
  38. Commit to one new volunteer opportunity

I set out to make a list of 82… but only made it to 38.

Also On Tap for Today:

  • Bag up clothes to donate this weekend
  • Paint my nails (they’re looking almost as bad as Claire‘s hair after being in the jungle for three years)
  • Something to giggle about: Jersey Shore babies (thanks, sister, for the link)

What’s on your list for the year?  I’d love some suggestions and would gladly expand mine (82 is still the goal).

Today: The 3rd Anniversary of my 25th Birthday.

“There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents      …and only one for birthday presents, you know.” – Lewis Carroll

Also On Tap for Today:

  • Be fanned with palm branches and served ice cold water, infused with cucumber slices as I look out upon all my adoring subjects (sort of… mostly, it’s Monday and I am working)
  • Dinner with Nick :)

Are you a March baby, too?  Either way, what’s your favorite way to celebrate… you?

Today: Order in

peapodI wasn’t sure if having our groceries delivered was lazy and wasteful, or just plain genius.  Now that our first Peapod delivery has arrived, I am leaning toward the latter.

I’ve been slow to make friends in our new building (save for the older gentleman who complimented me on my sequin shoes in the elevator yesterday morning, and then asked if I was hoping to get back to Kansas.  Brilliant.).  I think it might be because I look like hell on wheels, stumbling through the lobby after picking up groceries on my way home from work, dropping boxes of couscous or econo-packs of toilet paper or wayward bunches of asparagus.

Most nights, as I lead a one person parade of exploding bags, I’d pass a cool, calm and collected Peapod delivery person, equipped with a rolling cart and neatly organized green bins.  Why I took me so long to make the call is, as most things are, beyond me.

Being a generally lucky and observant person, I had happened upon a random $10 off coupon and was staring down a lengthy shopping list.  So I bit the bullet sat before my adorable Mac Book and added item after item to the virtual cart.  Fast forward 12 or so hours and an amiable delivery person was unloading our very own bin of groceries in the kitchen.  Amazing.

You know how I feel about Diet Coke (the jig is up, I unquit drinking the DC), but do you have any idea how I feel about a 3/$11 sale on 12 packs?  Am I really writing about this?  Regardless, carrying 1 pack, let alone 3, up the stairs is enough to make me want to quit cold turkey… but if someone else is carrying them… well hello, deally.

I am now officially ashamed I wrote 4+ paragraphs (and poorly, at that) about food shopping.  Please just take my word for it: While it might feel slothful and unconscionable in a recession, having your groceries delivered means you save time, you save gas, you don’t buy Twinkies or the Enquirer at the checkout, and you most certainly do not drop and shatter a bottle of Pom Wonderful on the floor of your building’s glistening lobby.  Disgraceful.

Also On Tap for Today:

  • Study up for Trivia!  We have a 1st place title to defend.  I am hoping there are more French questions this week.
  • Continue my hunt for the perfect birthday presents.

Who are the people in your neighborhood?  And how have you made a fool of yourself in front of them?

Today: Restore order (at a store)

yogaIf I wasn’t in love with our condo (and if I hadn’t vowed to never move again… until we move again), then I would seriously consider taking up permanent residence at the Container Store.

From their punny shopping bags (Contain yourself! …get it?) to their storage solutions to problems I didn’t even know I had, it’s Nirvana for control freaks with questionable senses of humor.

Speaking of Nirvana,  late last week my intern accidentally snapped the head off the Buddha my brother brought back from Thailand.  For over a year, that little guy had been overseeing the karmic flow of my office, making knowing eye contact with me every once in a while to remind me to stop swearing and start recycling, and now…

Broken Buddha

…he rests in pieces.

I am not really sure how it happened, but at some point, he unceremoniously hit my glass desktop, and his holy head went shooting into my lap.  My poor intern looked like she might croak.  I thought about asking her to go to Thailand to find me a replacement (immediately, obviously), but I am more Michael Scott than Miranda Priestly.  Instead, I wadded up a piece of double stick tape, mushed the head back on, and went about my business.  And by business, I mean posting the above picture to Facebook.

Needless to say, this quasi-traumatic incident left me craving balance and order, and there is no earthly place more rife with both than the Container Store.  Nick and I made a pilgrimage to their Natick store (after spending hours and dollars at Jordan’s Furniture. Side note: apparently any color that is not beige is considered a “custom” color.   Please stay tuned for 6 weeks for our living room transformation!  Wooo!) this weekend.  Man, we know how to live.

One giant cartload and several hours of sweat and elbow grease (ew) later, we now have two of the world’s most organized closets.  Once I find my label maker (I might be the only person Type A enough to have a label maker… and yet, Type B enough that it is missing), I can kick it up one more notch.  Bam!

A place for everything and everything in its place.

–Isabella Mary Beeton, The Book of Household Management (1861)

Now I just need to find a place for Buddha’s head.

Also On Tap for Today:

  • Seriously consider making one of these, and then seriously consider whether or not this is out of my reach.
  • Dream up some really great birthday presents for my sister and Nick, both born on the 7th of October… sassy Libras!
  • Eagerly await our first Peapod delivery; I will report back on cost vs. convenience.

How do you restore balance?  How do you react when another human breaks one of your toys, with grace and poise?  Or glares and profanity?  Any good ideas for the man and the sister’s birthdays?