Today: A reptile dysfunction.

[tweetmeme source=”elizabethev” only_single=false] There’s absolutely no point to this post.  Truth be told, I took a picture of this lizard thing at Disney’s Animal Kingdom just so I could use that title.  I was going to save it for a special occasion, but I couldn’t help myself.

Lady, you should be ashaaamed.

According to this new zodiac sign nonsense, I am actually an Aquarius, not a Pisces.  And Aquarius people are perverse (but they love rainbows?).  I am just embracing my new sign, people.

Also On Tap for Today:

What’s your most awesome joke?  The more immature, the better…

5 thoughts on “Today: A reptile dysfunction.

  1. A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper says, “What? You have a drink named Larry?”

    By the way, I love doing Just Dance 2! Alone…..

  2. Michael Jackson Experience on Wii? UM, YES. I’m so into it.

    Michael Jackson gets me so AMPED when I’m working out. And not just solo MJ- I’m a big J5 fan as well. You should see me when “I Want You Back” or “Dirty Diana” comes up on my ipod- i will sing and make an ass out of myself in front of a gym full of people. I have no shame when it comes to the King of Pop.

  3. A rope walked into a bar and ordered a beer.
    Bartender says, we don’t serve ropes.
    Rope goes outside, twists himself around and ruffles his hair.
    Rope returns to the bar and orders a beer. Bartender says We don’t serve ropes, aren’t you a rope?
    Rope replies — Frayed knot.

    I am a former Pisces now Aquarius too, or whatever.

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